I'LL HAVE AN ORDER OF FRIENDS......
HOLD THE SISSY CRAP

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.>
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

These are the vows of a true friend - no sissy shit.

Always remember........
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

LMAO!

::smooches::
Mara