Sexy Mr. Sandman

Fabulous weekend up at my cabin... but it's enough to wear a girl out.

Good Loard I'm tired.

I was looking though some retarded women's magazine and there was an article on sleep.. a quiz actually..

I began taking the quiz and the more I read it the harder I laughed... I was like... ok, is this for a REAL woman.. working or otherwise? Come-on people!!

Question 1: Do you get at least 8 hours of sleep a night? ::laughing really hard::
(sorry... couldn't stop laughing to answer that one)

Question 2: Do you remember your dreams? ::blink::
(what kind of psycho-analysis survey is this?)

Question 3: Do you wake refreshed? ::grin... snicker... LAUGH::
(you didn't think I would make it through that one without laughing did you?)

Question 4: Have you driven while drowsy? ::arches a brow::
(Does first daughter Jenna Bush drive while drunk?)

LOL... anyway, this thing goes on and on and on... so I went ahead.. filled the whole thing out, added up the answers and looked at the key provided. I was given the following information:

POSSIBLE DIAGNOSIS
'Narcolepsy is a disabling sleep disorder that affects 135,000 Americans. Patients suffer from excessive daytime sleepiness; sudden brief episodes of muscle weakness or paralysis, also called cataplexy; paralysis while sleeping or upon waking up; and vivid dream-like images that occur at sleep onset. The disorder is often difficult to diagnose, and there is presently no cure. '

..... I fell asleep laughing.

::smooches::
Mara