Monday, October 03, 2005

BUSH
WHACKERS!
The Ultimate in Hair Removal

* Quick
* Safe
* Virtually Painless


Gone are the days of smuggling Chubakka in your undershorts.

This brand new, state of the art hair removal system is guaranteed to give PROFESSIONAL results every time in the privacy of your own home.

Results may vary by user. Please read and follow all instructions carefully.

Bush Wackers Hair Removal system has not yet been approved for medical use by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in the United States or by the appropriate regulatory authorities in Europe. Mara-Ventures LTD assumes no responsibility for the misuse or mishandling of this product.

Possible side effects may include: Pain or Swelling in the generalized area, skin discoloration, scabbing, irritation, bruising, weeping, seeping, spontaneous combustion, tics, reduced appetite, headache, fatigue, vomiting, seizures, increased appetite, bloating, nausea, insomnia, irritability, depression, anxiety, increased blood pressure, difficulty breathing, hoarseness or wheezing, hives, paleness, weakness, a fast heart beat or dizziness, and swelling of the throat, drowsiness, hearing loss, dry mouth, muscle aches, chills, sterility, birth defects, paranoia, psychosis and possibly death.

So toss those razors, toss that Nair and get rid of nasty body hair.... with all new Bush Wackers!!
YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU TRIED IT!

::smooches::

Mara



6 Comments:

  • At 7:07 AM, Blogger Aisha T. said…

    Yikes, those braids *shudder*. Might as well try your method. I get about half those side effects when i go get waxed anyway.

     
  • At 8:25 AM, Blogger Bobby said…

    ouch.

    some things should be left to professionals.

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger bricotrout said…

    hmmm, that before pic is beyond disturbing! why doesnt the govt just cover everyone for free laser removal? that would cure 1/2 the social ills plaguing this country.

     
  • At 10:05 AM, Blogger Lil Bit said…

    TFF!!
    Hey, girl... you've been tagged! Check out my blog. 10 to choose from. (I know... CRAZY!) Take your pick. Do 1 or all 10, up to you. =)

     
  • At 3:39 PM, Blogger David Stehle said…

    You are one brave woman going for round #2 on the Brazilian and bikini waxing after your horror story the first time. I wish you luck! Oh yeah, let us know how it goes the second time around and be sure to post pictures. Ha-ha.

     
  • At 6:26 PM, Blogger A Bronx Tale said…

    yeah the sound affects are def. funny.

    reduced appetite, increased app.

    i don't think they know what they're tlaking abot themselves and just talking for the sake of talking.

     

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