Lazyass Lawnmowerman!

Do I look like a girl that has time for bullshit? I mean seriously friends, I work long hours, I play hard, I love harder...

Is it truly so hard to expect that the lawncare company I contracted for the season makes it out to my house at least once a week? I get my grass cut/ they get their money.. seems pretty simple to me. Apparently this concept of this exchange is somewhat challenging to others.

I called said 'lawncare company' on Monday after not having seen their retarded looking, clown car truck for over a friggin week and a half! The receptionist, clearly an escaped metal patient with buck teeth and a speech impediment that would make a deaf person cringe, informed me that I was on their list for a regular cutting. I explained to the gem of society that 'of course I'm on the list, I prepaid for 1 cut per week for the entire season and haven't seen them for a week and a half!' She 'checked her notes' and told me that they had been out last week and didn't think that my lawn 'needed it'. Whoa!..... didn't need it - and just who decided this?

Well anyway I asked her if I would be credited for the cut that they skipped and the reply was 'huh?'.... wow... that's some colossal intelligence right there for ya... 'HUH????... wonder if her friggin eyes were crossed and her tongue hanging out of her mouth when she said it. She didn't know what I was talking about so she got one of 'the guys' on the phone. Good Loard... bad went to worse... First I was talking to the bucktoothed, ditzy, front office bimbo and now I've been transferred to some dillweed, crooked bonered, fartknocker redneck with a 'piss on women' attitude... oooooh I am HOT!

Long story short... I tore him a new one and demanded that they come out immediately and mow the stupid thing.. (you see, there's an issue with my lawn - somehow, somewhere these spiney burs that will actually make you bleed were introduced into the grass... they're terrible and if the grass isn't cut they get out of control).

Well, I get home yesterday to a mowed lawn.... yeah right... nice. A professional friggin lawnservice who's revenge to me was sending some little hogarbeast troll that mowed both my front and back yards round and round in a circle ending in the middle.... My damn yard looks like a couple of bullseyes.. I'm so fuggin mad...

So now I have to call the reknobs again and have it out... I want someone's head on a platter before this is finished!!

::smooches::
Mara