I'm so sorry....

I'm so sorry I haven't been around friends. Work is an absolute zoo right now. I must have interviewed every friggin redonk bimbo in all of Southeastern Michigan for this job and NOBODY friggin qualifies. What really pisses me the feck off is that we had another candidate that would have been absolutely perfect for the job. I mean... seriously... we debated for 3 days on who we should hire and in the end chose the wrong one. Not only that, a letter was sent to the other candidate explaining that the position had been filled - nothing like friggin slamming the door shut on your only other option!!! ::stomps around the room and has a little hissy::

So now..... on top of running both areas..... I'm also interviewing every boob-brained bimbo in the state of Michigan. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!..... I received an application yesterday where the girl stated she was "comfortable wearing safety goggles and rubber gloves"............................................... um....... she's applying for an OFFICE position.... ::smh:: (shaking my head)

Anyway... I've been bitching to my Mom and, bless her heart, she sends me things like this to cheer me up. Damn.... ya gotta love her.

Oh P.S. She was laughing so hard over this I thought she was gonna pass out.... once again just another example of her PERFECTLY SICK SENSE OF HUMOR....

Anyway friends, enjoy....from mom

::smooches::
Mara

CATHOLIC TRIVIA


I'll bet you didn't know this!

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas
but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly,
some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than
cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have
devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their
collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then
the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done

by a chip monk.

HAHA!! I'M SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!

::smooches::

Mara

I'M SUCH A BAD GIRL!!

Can you believe it's been a week since my last post. I feel so friggin bad!

Ok - quick update. I've been busy as hell. The girl that they hired to fill my position (remember, I was promoted and moving) well... she NEVER SHOWED UP.

So, here I am, trying to run both jobs at two different desks... I feel like a friggin chicken with my head cut off..

Anyway, I don't have time to write you a quirky little tid-bit from present or past, but I WILL share this wonderful little bit of awesomeness that brings me a smile every time I watch it.

Amara's favorite video

::smooches::
Mara

IT'S MOVING DAY AT MY OFFICE

YUP... I'VE BEEN PROMOTED AND WE'RE MOVING MY SHIT!

AS I STAND HERE FILING MY NAILS AND DIRECTING THE DARLING BOYS THAT ARE UNPLUGGING, REPLUGGING, REWIRING AND UNTANGLING ALL THIS CRAP.... I THINK TO MYSELF.....


DAMN I'M GLAD TO BE A WOMAN!!

SORRY NO NEKKIE HNT THIS WEEK... TOO BUSY WITH THE MOVE.

::smooches:
Mara

A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

This was taken from Brico & Dale ....... Thanks guys, you're great :)

::smooches::

Mara

HNT

I wasn't sure which part to show ya'all

So this week I decided to BARE IT ALL!!!

............................well, kind of

::smooches::

Mara

TAGGITY TAGGED!

You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
Hmmm.... personally? Internal peace, to get rid of all the emotional turmoil in my life forever.

What animal would you be and why?
A mongoose.... because it sounds cool and Ricky Ticky Tavey friggin ROCKED!

Something you want to do in your life?
Swim with whale sharks in the wild... crazy but true.

One song you could listen to over and over again?
I Believe by Diamond Rio

Coke or Pepsi?
Coke - hello - is there anything else?

Something you currently desire?
At this moment?? A white mocha latte with a double shot of espresso, whipped cream and sprinkles.

One good deed you've done lately?
Took charge of the care of some local horses that were being neglected.

A funny moment in your life?
You mean you didn't read the post below!!! ::growls:: Well... ::thinks:: let see here.....While vacationing in Florida last year I had put on my swim suit top in preparation to go to Cocoa Beach. Getting there I hopped out, stripped down to my suit and played on the beach all day long. It wasn't until 7:00 pulling into the WalMart parking lot with Tango that I noticed my swimsuit bottoms on the dash of the truck.......
Apparently I had worn black underwear on the beach all day... yup... lovely. This mortifying event was only made better by Tango relating the story in it's entirety to a crowd of about 200 at the comedy club on Paradise Island the following day......
Yup... if you were there... that was me... sportin the black sport skivvies with the VS logo'ed band around the top - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Ok...now that that's done... I'm supposed to tag 5 more peeps... however, I'm passing as many of the people I know are heading off on vacations and trying to get settled back in after the holiday.... BUT ... beware... I fully intend to come up with my own little 'tagging nightmare' and nobody will be spared!!! Muhahahaha!!

::SMOOCHES::
Mara